176. "In the end, everything is a gag." - Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977).
177. "The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people." - Lucille S. Harper.
178. "You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." - Yogi Berra.
179. "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." - Walt Disney (1901-1966).
180. "He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980).
181. "Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin.
182. "University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." - Henry Kissinger (1923-).
183. "The graveyards are full of indispensable men." - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970).
184. "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957).
185. "Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850).
186. "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975).
187. "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900).
188. "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900).
189. "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945).
190. "Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis." - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882).
191. "There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950).
192. "I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking." - Katherine Cebrian.
193. "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it." - Steven Wright.
194. "Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour." - Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868).
195. "Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure." - Oliver Herford (1863-1935).
196. "I have read your book and much like it." - Moses Hadas (1900-1966).
197. "The covers of this book are too far apart." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914).
198. "Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964).
199. "Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971).
200. "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)....
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