301. "God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams.
302. "My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate." - Uni bomber Theodore Kaczynski.
303. "Woman was God's second mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900).
304. "This isn't right, this isn't even wrong." - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958).
305. "For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956).
306. "Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914).
307. "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956).
308. "Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." - Voltaire (1694-1778).
309. "Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run." - Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936).
310. "He would make a lovely corpse." - Charles Dickens (1812-1870).
311. "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb.
312. "I worship the quicksand he walks in." - Art Buchwald.
313. "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." - Mark Twain (1835-1910).
314. "A poem is never finished, only abandoned." - Paul Valery (1871-1945).
315. "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964).
316. "If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?" - Seymour Cray (1925-1996).
317. "#3 pencils and quadrille pads." - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996).
318. "Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray." - Seymoure Cray (1925-1996).
319. "Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis." - Pierre Laplace (1749-1827).
320. "I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need." - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917).
321. "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them." - Mark Twain (1835-1910).
322. "The truth is more important than the facts." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959).
323. "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977).
324. "There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900).
325. "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)….
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